"Fentanyl is not cool" surfing platypus with shades and fur coat.  Platypus, surfing, shades, fur coat: all cool.  Works best on light blue, light gray heather, white shirts.   They're cotton Gildan heavyweight.  The light gray heather is 90/10, the others are 100 percent.  I don't charge more for larger sizes because it's rude.